Quote Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC View Post
10 reason you should buy an FK.

1. Robert is too nice a guy to post here and tout his own fine kilts.
I've met him, he's not that nice
2. Robert makes a far too nice a kilt for the likes of you.
Yeah true, but he might've forgotten who he'd be dealing with.
3. Robert needs to make my Hemp kilt first.
There is more than enough Cannabis Sativa in B.C. to begin with.
4. Robert is going to be too busy because I just spoke to a man who wants kilts for his store and I gave him Roberts phone no.
And you've just taken on a new job as movie star/director/producer. You have the time?
5. Hemp? What's that? don't they make rope and sandbags from that?
Yep! It ties in well with my marine heritage don'tcha think? CCGA - Canadian Coast Guard Auxiliary.
6. Even Graham has a Hemp kilt. Don't you want something no one else has?
And nobody has a Freedom Kilt?
7. Robert's one of those polite Canadians and would probably not argue with you when you want "non-standard".
No smart *** answer from me, Robert is "non-standard", no argument there.
8. Spring is coming and Robert probably wants to ride his motorcycle and not make kilts.
At a buck a litre he needs my money.
9. Tomorrow is Saturday and Robert probably won't be home to take your order.
Read my original post - I'm working a lot of overtime so I have extra money. Work Saturday morning, then work on getting rescue boat ready for Marine use such as splicing the hemp line and such.
10.I beg and grovel better than Robert.
And point out my spelling mistakes better than Robert too!