My mixed blood pays off!

[Wompet]

I just found out this morning that I am the rightful King of Scotland.

All those affairs on the wrong sides of the sheets have paid off big... For me.

As it was explained to me, he bottom of the family tree starts with Dreadbelly; that is me. I'm the cousin to the sister of the son's niece's brother of the uncle's daughter's father of the nephew's sister's mother and my grandpa's only cousin was the King's daughter's sibling, but they're all gone.

Since that would make you my fifth cousin, four times removed, could I have the position of Keeper of the Royal Hounds? I have these plans to renovate the Royal Kennels with grand windows to bay out of, several dozen sofas to lounge on, a shallow swimming pool for the dog days of summer ...

[Dreadbelly]

Since that would make you my fifth cousin, four times removed, could I have the position of Keeper of the Royal Hounds? I have these plans to renovate the Royal Kennels with grand windows to bay out of, several dozen sofas to lounge on, a shallow swimming pool for the dog days of summer ...

How does Director of the Royal Humane Society sound?

[Wompet]

How does Director of the Royal Humane Society sound?

Only if I can put "Royal Keeper of Small Furry Animals" on my letterhead.

[MacWage]

So, I guess I'll be the "Royal Transportation" tomorrow . . .