At the post office this morning

**beowulf67** · 3rd April 07, 05:00 AM

Hmmmm, a DHL yellow and red kilt.....
Now that would be loud!

**McMurdo** · 3rd April 07, 05:32 AM

Does this mean my tam is in the mail?

**Dreadbelly** · 3rd April 07, 05:34 AM

Noes!

The UPS guy never showed yesterday, I don't even have the yarn.

**McMurdo** · 3rd April 07, 05:36 AM

Doh oh well wishful thinking and all.

**brandycr** · 3rd April 07, 05:38 AM

Whats up with that?Browns my favorite color.

**Tartan Hiker** · 3rd April 07, 08:31 AM

OK, so here's what we need to do. We get as many kilties as possible, and send them into your post office one at a time, spaced 5-10 minutes apart, to buy stamps.

First guy goes in. Guards will immediately say something like "There's this other guy that wears a kilt in here". He claims to know nothing about it, buys stamps and leaves.

10 minutes later another kiltie walks in. Again the comment and again the kilt wearer knows nothing about the other two.

This continues until their little brains burst.

Now that would be funny.

**solstice** · 3rd April 07, 08:52 AM

I like Tartan Hikers idea! That would be a fun trick to pull on anybody, especially homeland security agents.

I can't say that I like dark browns either, tans and sandy colors aren't a problem but dark brown just doesn't seem like it should be worn in public, maybe if you're stalking a deer or moose or something but not in the city.

**Wompet** · 3rd April 07, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Tartan Hiker

OK, so here's what we need to do. We get as many kilties as possible, and send them into your post office one at a time, spaced 5-10 minutes apart, to buy stamps.

First guy goes in. Guards will immediately say something like "There's this other guy that wears a kilt in here". He claims to know nothing about it, buys stamps and leaves.

10 minutes later another kiltie walks in. Again the comment and again the kilt wearer knows nothing about the other two.

This continues until their little brains burst.

Now that would be funny.

I'll go in last, with my Homeland Security/Customs Class 1 uniform above and matching American Heritage kilt below.

The Federal Protective Service is fun to play with sometimes.

**Doc** · 3rd April 07, 10:33 PM

I'd road trip to be in on that.

**CameronTaylor** · 3rd April 07, 11:14 PM

Come on Dread, sewing up your own kilt is relatively easy. Alan H made the directions not only readable but understandable especially if your not sewing inclined. I willing to bet you could bust out a camo kilt and set the whole place afire.

CT -

ps: like the XMTS abbreviation, haven't seen it buhfor