Quote Originally Posted by Wompet View Post
And finally, Grant, having changed kilts outside in a public parking lot, is being ignored by women in an entirely different kilt:

I just don't understand it! In Georgetown women were dripping off of me. I think it was my lucky kilt pin because I lent it to Improv1 in Dumbville, 13 kilt checks/compliments for him 0 for me. Even with my gorgeous non-synthetic wavy reddish-brown locks. When i got the pin back from Dick he had sucked all the pheromones out of it. Nothing, abso-freakin'-lutly nothing since that bald labret-wearing hick got his grubby paws all over it! He broke my lucky kilt pin, Man.


P.S. Wompet I did a spell check on this post and the suggested replacement for Wompet was less than flattering. I'd complain if I were you. Then again if I were you, I'd be getting the women hitting on me.