Um, well, when I joined xmarksthescot on 21st December, 2005 I owned 3 kilts and currently I own 17. One of the original trio was passed on to a fellow xmarker as it no longer fitted me, so that means I've acquired 15 kilts in one year and one hundred and thirty five days, i.e. 15 kilts in 1.37 years. That equates to an average of 10.95 kilts per year, or an addiction factor of 1.155 Hamishes. Heck, never realised I was so addicted and at this rate I am gradually catching up with the great Hamish at the rate of around one and a half kilts a year.
I must stop buying kilts.
I must stop buying kilts.
I must stop buying kilts.
I must stop buying kilts.
I must stop buying kilts.