Aye but Turpin, them's dangerous waters on which to set sail. It could unearth nasty "what is a kilt?" type questions, although I certainly think you're on to something. Then again, Hamish has a few UKs, too . . .

Let's face it: Hamish has set the standard. He shows impeccable taste in choosing his tartans, he works with quality kilt makers, he presents photos which are prompt and well composed. To Hamish!