From the League of the Moderators: Of Zeppelins, Monorails, and Chickens

[BEEDEE]

Outstanding but somewhat devious approach.

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

Theodore Roosevelt

Brian

[starbkjrus]

Wheeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

And we're off again.

Jamie,

You really should get yourself published.

[The Wizard of BC]

My advertising dollars are buying a Zeppelin??????

What am I going to do with a Zeppelin????

Have you ever tried to park one of those at the mall?????

And what's with wimpy Bomb Racks????

I want Hellfire missles, I want a 30mm chain gun, I want a 40mm grenade chucker, I want Flechette 2.75" FFAR rockets. When you go out to reek havoc there is no such thing as overkilt.

Listen, I know you mods are all powerful, have prescient sight, and attract women like flies to honey, but give me a break. My White Silk scarf, leather flying helmet and goggles just doesn't fit with the Zeppelin persona.

And tell that twit of a butler that you can't plant chickens that way. If you plant them tail down all you get is a lot of skwaking and screeching. If you want eggs you have to plant them tail up. That way you can harvest the eggs with a combine.

[starbkjrus]

Would the Zeppelin be painted in the XMarks tartan like the Gretna Football club's van?

[Weasel Mender]

Panache et al
Before we invest our funds on a brain transplant for the aging butler should we not investigate the cause the chicken crop failure; i.e has the proper researche been done as to the correct orientation of the chickens tail up or tail down. Also most importantly has a soil sample been submitted to the County Agent or other competant authority to determine if it is condusive to growing chickens?

YMOS

Weasel Mender

[starbkjrus]

snip...

Also most importantly has a soil sample been submitted to the County Agent or other competant authority to determine if it is condusive to growing chickens?

YMOS

Weasel Mender

You mean Mr. Kimble?

[Weasel Mender]

Indeed and I do.... failing that the Texas A & M agriculture dept. may be of help

[Wompet]

So the word is out - Jerry's secret army of Stillwater supersonic flying squirrels ... the truth behind his rapid deliveries.
So when can we order our own online?

[davedove]

I want Hellfire missles, I want a 30mm chain gun, I want a 40mm grenade chucker, I want Flechette 2.75" FFAR rockets. When you go out to reek havoc there is no such thing as overkilt.

Now we're talking. I hereby volunteer to be gunner.