From the League of the Moderators: Of Zeppelins, Monorails, and Chickens

[The Wizard of BC]

My advertising dollars are buying a Zeppelin??????

What am I going to do with a Zeppelin????

Have you ever tried to park one of those at the mall?????

And what's with wimpy Bomb Racks????

I want Hellfire missles, I want a 30mm chain gun, I want a 40mm grenade chucker, I want Flechette 2.75" FFAR rockets. When you go out to reek havoc there is no such thing as overkilt.

Listen, I know you mods are all powerful, have prescient sight, and attract women like flies to honey, but give me a break. My White Silk scarf, leather flying helmet and goggles just doesn't fit with the Zeppelin persona.

And tell that twit of a butler that you can't plant chickens that way. If you plant them tail down all you get is a lot of skwaking and screeching. If you want eggs you have to plant them tail up. That way you can harvest the eggs with a combine.

[starbkjrus]

Would the Zeppelin be painted in the XMarks tartan like the Gretna Football club's van?

[Weasel Mender]

Panache et al
Before we invest our funds on a brain transplant for the aging butler should we not investigate the cause the chicken crop failure; i.e has the proper researche been done as to the correct orientation of the chickens tail up or tail down. Also most importantly has a soil sample been submitted to the County Agent or other competant authority to determine if it is condusive to growing chickens?

YMOS

Weasel Mender

[starbkjrus]

snip...

Also most importantly has a soil sample been submitted to the County Agent or other competant authority to determine if it is condusive to growing chickens?

YMOS

Weasel Mender

You mean Mr. Kimble?

[Weasel Mender]

Indeed and I do.... failing that the Texas A & M agriculture dept. may be of help

[Wompet]

So the word is out - Jerry's secret army of Stillwater supersonic flying squirrels ... the truth behind his rapid deliveries.
So when can we order our own online?

[davedove]

I want Hellfire missles, I want a 30mm chain gun, I want a 40mm grenade chucker, I want Flechette 2.75" FFAR rockets. When you go out to reek havoc there is no such thing as overkilt.

Now we're talking. I hereby volunteer to be gunner.