The last time I was at the Dentist I was wearing my kilt and a cute blonde technician walks up to me and says "You are Dutch aren't you?" A little taken aback I said gently, "actually the kilt is Scottish". She looked at me and said, I know that. But your face and nose, you are of Dutch descent right?
What could I say but "err...yes you are very right... " 
I had the strange feeling my Dutch ancestors were laughing at me from their graves...
Sorry your experience wasn't so amusing.
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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