The first time I wore my home made desert camo kilt to work I stopped at the local High's store on the way in. Three toughies (roughly dressed youngsters) came in and started giggling. One stepped up to me and said "nice skirt punk".

I smiled and said in my best Christopher Walken voice "You should have said very nice skirt" and closed the gap between us. They fell for it and left, but on balance would have rather skipped that day.

Now if I were to go out without my kilt, that's a bad day for everyone. Even with proper sporran placement