SOKS in July!

[ccga3359]

Looking forward to the next one....Sorry Grant this old guy got kilt checked before you did.
Cheers
Robert

Robert is only 11 years older than I and looks every day of it and more! And yes he got kilt-checked first (barely in the flippin' door)! Out of the corner of my eye I spied Robert chatting up this (much younger) lady and I sensed that Robert pitied me and was bribing her to come over to kilt check me. It's amazing the power of a Leather RKilt has on women isn't it? Well she come's over and sure enough say's that she has to KC me. She then wrapped her hands around her drink as we talk. Once the ice in her drink had chilled her hands enough she goes in for the kill but pauses just above the knee!

THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS A KILT CHECK ROBERT!!!

Aside from that I had a good time. With Robert, Improv1 one and myself as the Ontario representatives we also welcomed Mexpiper from NY. Also kilted in our honour was the bartender. Dunnville is redneck central in Ontario and my choice of my Camouflage FK captured a few compliments, just no bloody kilt checks, even after 2 bars and a stag-n-doe and a bevy of drunken ladies. Well there was that one photo...

[Canuck]

. She then wrapped her hands around her drink as we talk. Once the ice in her drink had chilled her hands enough she goes in for the kill but pauses just above the knee!

THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS A KILT CHECK ROBERT!!!

I wasn't prepared to bribe her with a mini kilt...though I'm sure if I had, you would have had a proper kilt check..

[ccga3359]

To think the night was looking good from the start. Pulling into Improv1's yard I almost ran over one of his chickens. Although I not inclined thusly I figured that this would be the perfect way to hunt this sort of vermin* as squirrels have a tendancy to climb trees to escape. His llamas looked nervous though, but probably for entirely different reasons


*Speaking of vermin, I'm sure Dick will post pictures when he sobers up!

[ccga3359]

One has to assume that Improv1 is now consious but that Dunnville is so backwards that they still have to use the crank on the telephone. Dick is probably so weak wristed as he is still on dial-up!

So here is a picture to whet some appetites:



From left to right;

Owner of the pub (the wife). Note I did not get her name or a kiltcheck but she did love my camo kilt...

The bartender who swiped the kilt hanging on the wall of the bar in honour of our kilt night. Sorry didn't get a name...

A Waitress again no name or kiltcheck notice work uniform, I did...

Mexpiper flaunting his Shadow Saffron SWK who joined us from Rochester NY and is actually fluent in greenbacks & rainbow currency (way to go Sam)...

RKilt's everso hoity-toity Robert (Canuck) in his kiltcheck stealing leather Rkilt. Please not that Robert is barely 10 years older than me but looks 25 years my senior (funnily enough this number matches how many more kiltchecks he's gotten over me since April...

The always so handsome Me (ccga3359) with freshly cropped hair. yet still no bloody kiltchecks aside from the half-hearted one that Robert payed a girl for. I'm wearing my Desert Camouflage FK as Dunnville is Redneck Ontario central, it did get notice and approval but no kiltchecks.
Scott the other owner of the pub and will probably be kilted very soon according to his wife...

Dunnville's hairless Improv1. Whom even with being accompanied by his lovely wife was getting kiltchecked left, right and center...
Lastly (in front of Dick) is SOKS answer to Dirka, Lisa (or is that Improv2)?

Absent from this picture was McMurdo and Wompet and for lame reason... Oh I have to work in the morning, blah, blah .

A good time was had by all, except for me! The SOKS come off at the next kilt night...

[starbkjrus]

One has to assume that Improv1 is now consious but that Dunnville is so backwards that they still have to use the crank on the telephone. Dick is probably so weak wristed as he is still on dial-up!

So here is a picture to whet some appetites:



From left to right;

Owner of the pub (the wife). Note I did not get her name or a kiltcheck but she did love my camo kilt...

The bartender who swiped the kilt hanging on the wall of the bar in honour of our kilt night. Sorry didn't get a name...

A Waitress again no name or kiltcheck notice work uniform, I did...

Mexpiper flaunting his Shadow Saffron SWK who joined us from Rochester NY and is actually fluent in greenbacks & rainbow currency (way to go Sam)...

RKilt's everso hoity-toity Robert (Canuck) in his kiltcheck stealing leather Rkilt. Please not that Robert is barely 10 years older than me but looks 25 years my senior (funnily enough this number matches how many more kiltchecks he's gotten over me since April...

The always so handsome Me (ccga3359) with freshly cropped hair. yet still no bloody kiltchecks aside from the half-hearted one that Robert payed a girl for. I'm wearing my Desert Camouflage FK as Dunnville is Redneck Ontario central, it did get notice and approval but no kiltchecks.
Scott the other owner of the pub and will probably be kilted very soon according to his wife...

Dunnville's hairless Improv1. Whom even with being accompanied by his lovely wife was getting kiltchecked left, right and center...
Lastly (in front of Dick) is SOKS answer to Dirka, Lisa (or is that Improv2)?

Absent from this picture was McMurdo and Wompet and for lame reason... Oh I have to work in the morning, blah, blah .

A good time was had by all, except for me! The SOKS come off at the next kilt night...

I'm completely lost here but I guess that's OK as no one can follow Grant's rantings.

Looks like a good time anyway.

[ccga3359]

I'm completely lost here but I guess that's OK as no one can follow Grant's rantings.

Looks like a good time anyway.

I didn't get kiltchecked again! Everyone else did, including McMurdo who wasn't even there.
Understand now, Dee?

[Canuck]

I'm completely lost here but I guess that's OK as no one can follow Grant's rantings.

Looks like a good time anyway.

You had to be there...well maybe....the key is Grant is following the record of the Pennsylvania Quakers with the worlds most losses but only he's in the kilt check world.

Grant... McMurdo had a sick head ache and probably wasn't wearing a kilt for most of the weekend so I doubt he got kilt checked. so no worries there.
Uncle Ricky on the other hand did!!!! But don't go there (Oh and he's slightly older than you too!)
feel better now?