Quote Originally Posted by Livingston View Post
and to the addiction from the highlands of Colorado. We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.
OK, here has been my plan:

Step 1. Buy kilt with sporan
Step 2. Buy old police belt
Step 3. Make your own oak sgian dugh
Step 4. Resurrect your old soccer socks and use them as kilt hose
Step 5. Use your old wing tip shoes as Ghillie's
Step 6. Learn to make a kilt
Step 7. Make your kilt
Step 8. Modify your tail coat to a PC jacket
Step 9. Repeat step 7 ... until you can't feel your sewing finger...

Oh yea, and make kilts for your brothers when the find out you are making kilts.