I have it from good authority that the only kilts allowed to count in a Kollection are those purchased on a day spelled with a "Y".

You must also still own them. It is not allowed to buy 81 kilts and give them away.

You can't count the kilt on the little bear your wife bought you last Christmas.

You also cannot count kilts in pictures, on post cards or in web articles you have downloaded. Even if you keep the picture taped to your refrigerator to remind yourself of your next kilt purchase.

Pink kilts never count in a Kollection. Marroon kilts however count double.

Any kilt over 20 years old or handed down to you from a family member counts as extra credit.

Anyone equaling the number of Kilts in Hamish's Kollection must sell them all and start over.