Quote Originally Posted by Improv1 View Post
I have been looking for quite a while for a Saltire labret. I ended up at the Fergus Scottish Festival wearing my UNION JACK labret. It has been made abundantly clear that I need to rectify this situation. Anyone have a line on such an item? I have skulls, points, silver, black and blue balls (ccga get your head out of the gutter!) and I'm always looking to increase my collection. The offending item can be seen here.
Firstly, the Scottish flag is a part of the Union Flag (Jack is a naval flag and is actually the union flag in the upper right corner of the flag of St. George.

Secondly, I noticed that you accidentally used a smaller font when you incorrectly wrote rgarding the Union flag.

Thirdly, by virtue of birth you have sworn allegience to the Queen of England and the Union flag.

Forthly, I don't know where my mind is, perhaps still in the gutter.

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Fiftly, I shall check on ebay, afterall your birthday is coming up!