An aquaintance at my dance studio last night, thought we was being funny and said that he hoped the other women upstairs were better looking, in reference to me wearing my kilt. I told him not to quit his day job, 'cause his stand-up comedy sucked. I told him intelligent people would know that it was a kilt.

Also, at the grocery store earlier in the day: "Is there a Scottish event going on today?"
Answer: No, I just like to be comfortable and when worn properly, the kilt is actually quite a comfortable garment.
"I guess it is," the lassie replied with a glint in her eye.