I'm absolutely sick to death of "The Question" threads.

What other kilt-related questions do you encounter?
I most frequently get asked questions about my tartan (or lack thereof when wearing saffron), and my sgian dubh.
Less frequent are questions regarding my ethnic heritage, followed by questions regarding other bits of kit, particularly my sporran, especially if I'm wearing my full-face red fox.
"Where are your bagpipes?" rarely comes up, as they're generally tucked under my left arm in plain sight.