Other questions

[neo71665]

I got asked "How do you go to the bathroom in that?" once in a crowded pub mens room , my reply; "Pretty easy"


"Is that a knife in your sock?" " Uh.. Yes".

"Why do you have a knife in your sock?" "Because the pistol makes me walk funny"

"Is that your clan tartan?" "No, I'm Irish, these are gang colors"

I love them, might have to steal a line or two for the next time I get asked.