Quote Originally Posted by Mr. MacDougall View Post
"Why are you wearing a kilt?" (It's comfortable, it's stylish, and the ladies love it).
I was with my girlfriend (Donna) the other day and some guy asked me why I wear a skirt, probably trying to embarrass me in front of my girlfriend. I replied "it's not a skirt, it's a kilt". Donna leaned forward, with her large chest, and said "he's comfortable AND sexy".. the guy's jaw dropped and we walked away. Maybe he'll take the hint and buy a kilt