Originally Posted by
Perldog007
Rubbish, I still say Jerry is an angry old man that has a few decent Jedi mind tricks in his arsenal.
I just know that one day it will wear off and my splendid Weathered MacKenzie will appear as a pizza hut tablecloth that I pilfered myself and was hypnotized into believing that it was a kilt shipped to me. Didn't anybody else watch "The Matrix".
Can't believe I am the only one to figure it out!
I get orders from Jerry in Delaware as fast as or faster than I get from folk in State. The only explanation is Jedi Mind tricks. Everybody knows that Star Trek is fictional, like _duh_
Transporter! you guys are so easily fooled!
If one could do a quick check on Jerry's browser history, I would not be surprised to see him researching new shipping methods involving String Theory, Quantum Physics and Nano-Carbon Tubes.
I understand he may have been an intern at NASA 
"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."
- Franklin P. Adams
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