Okay folks, remember you heard it from here first. I finally expect to make my millions with this one. Genuine, authentic, bona fide, certified, tiny sterling celtic bells on a little string. No guys, this is NOT a time for us to get into bell sizes!

In the future I expect every kilt wearer around the world, and every attendee at the Scottish games in the future to wear them proudly. Maybe we even need a little card to hand out to those who pop "the question" with a few sample answers and the lyrics on the back.

Now imagine the sound made by hundreds of these at parades and sporting events.