Just discovered - The prefect kilt pin!

[James MacMillan]

'Tis indeed a great pin but what's the blade for? For it to be functional in a damn hurry won't you lose the magnets?

The blade is for cutting the metal foil on the top of the wine bottle, and then you twist in the little screwy thingy into the cork, sort-of like a cork screw, then you put the hooky thing-a-ma-jig on top of the bottle and pull up till you break the cork. Then you push the cork pieces down into the bottle and pour the wine though a napkin, so as not to choke on the cork, but you do spill a bit and get wine all over your hose (but missing the kilt!) thereby forcing you to die the hose a very dark green.

Or at least that's how I remember it!

[ccga3359]

The blade is for cutting the metal foil on the top of the wine bottle, and then you twist in the little screwy thingy into the cork, sort-of like a cork screw, then you put the hooky thing-a-ma-jig on top of the bottle and pull up till you break the cork. Then you push the cork pieces down into the bottle and pour the wine though a napkin, so as not to choke on the cork, but you do spill a bit and get wine all over your hose (but missing the kilt!) thereby forcing you to die the hose a very dark green.

Or at least that's how I remember it!

Oh I see, poor you, you drink the old stuff. Us more refined just unscrew the cap or drink directly from the box.

[James MacMillan]

Oh I see, poor you, you drink the old stuff. Us more refined just unscrew the cap or drink directly from the box.

I just love this place!

[ccga3359]

I just love this place!

We'll hoist a box for ya!

[emolas]

Oh I see, poor you, you drink the old stuff. Us more refined just unscrew the cap or drink directly from the box.

Yet another keyboard covered in coffee...

I really need to learn to take drinks between threads.

[ardchoille]

That must be the most functional kilt pin I've ever seen.

[Casper]

*starts eyeing his chrome Guinness bottle opener, wondering how hard it would be to attached magnets to it*

[GMan]

Very practical!

[pipesndrumsnun]

Oh I see, poor you, you drink the old stuff. Us more refined just unscrew the cap or drink directly from the box.

Blue Nun, perhaps?

[Galician]

Blue Nun, perhaps?

I've had a very nice Jesuit Riesling.