Quote Originally Posted by rmmcscott View Post
I get asked quite frequently as well, both from men and women... I usually just respond "Boots" or "Shoes" and give them the "Do you really wanna take this conversation any further?" look... they usually respond with "oh!" and move along.

One other time a woman was flirting with me, and she had been flirting (quite obviously) with several other men in the bar, and she asked me (actually more slurred to me...) the same question... I responded with "Whatever it is or isn't, you can't afford it..." she hightailed it for the next guy. LOL
I like the response, I also get some laughs when I respond "Shoes and socks".