Absurd kilt myths

[McMurdo]

I will have to immediately clear all of the kilts out of my wardrobe save for my Macdonald Modern!

Send them this way Arlen

Anyone else heard some overly absurd tartan or kilt myths recently?

Basically the same myth, a wee Scottish woman at the grocery store recently told me that I could not wear my x-marks kilt as it was not a clan tartan, I corrected her telling her it is a modern on-line clan. The funny thing is most times these self appointed kilt police are not wearing a kilt, or even a stitch of tartan for that matter.