Quote Originally Posted by M. A. C. Newsome View Post
...if your tartan had red in it, that meant you had bastards in your family.
How did she know, we've never even met.

Quote Originally Posted by Arlen View Post
As for being a bastard for having red in your tartan, that's a new one on me! Doesn't the Balmoral tartan have a wee red stripe in it?
Well....

Great story Arlen