Absurd kilt myths

[Ozman1944]

The Kilt Cops are coming! The Kilt cops are coming!
Away! Awaaay!
(Apologies to Paul Revere)
Wear them backwards and they'll think we're crazy and pass us by...

[Edward Teach]

What tartan can I wear?

That depends on which clan you belong to. Strictly speaking you do not have the right to wear your mother’s tartan unless you have taken her surname. You can only belong to one clan. If you do not belong to any particular clan you may wear a district tartan if you are descended from an ancestor belonging to the district concerned. The district tartans are Lennox, Huntly and Strathearn. Otherwise you may wear the Jacobite, Caledonia, Black Watch or Hunting Stewart.

Well I guess they sure told us! ;-)

I wonder if they are aware that my clan permits membership for those who are descendants of either the paternal or maternal line...