Need Some Help With My Story

[Panache]

Grant,

During the period that Dave's story is taking place you are leading your crack (or is that cracked?) team of S.O.K.S. operatives on a perilous journey North.


Maybe if you are really nice, Dave's lady friends might break you out of your padded cell...err acommodations at the Wanker Wing of the Saskatchewan Institute for the Criminally Kilted.

Cheers

Jamie

[Ozman1944]

ME?...Talk FUNNY?
I don't talk funny, it's all these Californians that talk funny!!!!!

I don't even have an accent; it's the Americans who have accents.

[ccga3359]

Grant,

During the period that Dave's story is taking place you are leading your crack (or is that cracked?) team of S.O.K.S. operatives on a perilous journey North.


Maybe if you are really nice, Dave's lady friends might break you out of your padded cell...err acommodations at the Wanker Wing of the Saskatchewan Institute for the Criminally Kilted.

Cheers

Jamie

But I have a very fast airship with a spike.

Oh and Ms. Thrush, please don't come on Tuesdays we have rice pudding on those days. And spotted dick on Thursdays.

[Canuck]

Are ya coming to Oakville Saturday for the global kilt night?

I'm leaving for Halifax on Friday and won't be back till next Tuesday...so I won't be there to steal your thunder...best of luck with that maple leaf beaver......

[Chef]

Well, I'm a most-of-the-time kilt wearer. I could be full time but I don't think it makes sense for everything. I have been wearing it at least part-time since I was three.

Besides, I'm Scottish born, ex-military, adventurer, great sense of humour, world traveller, charming, dashing good looks...heck, I'm Sean Connery's James Bond in a kilt. (by the way I'm humble too)

What more could you ask?

[Coemgen]

Okay let's run down the candidates, the list I mean.

…

Coemgen - has a dark side .

This isn't a bad quality. You can just ask my girlfriend …

[Coemgen]

I only wear a kilt occasionally but I do make a good hero!

Fill time except for work where I'm not allowed to. (In Scotland working for a Scottish company!)
But I do think Grant would make a fantastic hero. :Twisted:

Is there some other definition of "hero" that I am unaware of? If so, could someone enlighten me.

Cheers

Jamie

What about antihero?

"Antihero, n: a protagonist or notable figure who is conspicuously lacking in heroic qualities." - From Merriam-Webster's Dictionary

Seems appropriate to me

[davedove]

Grant,

During the period that Dave's story is taking place you are leading your crack (or is that cracked?) team of S.O.K.S. operatives on a perilous journey North.


Maybe if you are really nice, Dave's lady friends might break you out of your padded cell...err acommodations at the Wanker Wing of the Saskatchewan Institute for the Criminally Kilted.

Cheers

Jamie

Jaime, I think we've created a monster.

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Grant is always complaining that I don't pay enough attention to him, so here goes...

I only wear a kilt occasionally but I do make a good hero!

...

ccga3359 - Handsome well adjusted hero type.

...

See Panache's comment below, re: heroes

Is there some other definition of "hero" that I am unaware of? If so, could someone enlighten me.

Cheers

Jamie

Dave needs a hero, not some kilt check stealin', grumpy old codger.

BTW I have a dove tattooed on my right forearm like all heros.

Kiss a**! And, you misspelled heroes.




Be well,

[ccga3359]

Grant is always complaining that I don't pay enough attention to him, so here goes...

I've merely suggested that you won't give me the time of day.

Kiss a**!

Once when I was drunk... as for the dove tatouage (fr) I've had it 18 years.

And, you misspelled heroes.

As you have noticed I am Allophone and so to help bring this rabble more culture decided to spell it au Francais* .



*By some pure dumb luck the French do spell it "héros"!