Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
The secret to avoid detection by the dreaded cabal of evil moderators is to create and wear a helmet made entirely of aluminum foil. The foil blocks nefarious devices of the moderators and you will remain undetected. As an added bonus the alien mind control devices will be stopped as well.

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You can find the instructions on how to make one here...
http://www.stopabductions.com/