Hah! I've still got you both beat. Hangers for free. No hassle of thinking up cool and different ways to accomplish the job. And did I mention that the hangers are free. At that price you could leave them on the boat for the kiltie.

See "How to hang your kilt" in the articles section.

Of course Master Gunnery Sergent, with your idea you don't even have to pack the hangers to the boat.