In fact, my research some years ago on the elusive and very dangerous mixed semi-diurnal species known as acrylinemesis articii best known for it's well-documented role in being a voracious predator on the rare pink Artic Acrylibeast, shows that they gather together diesel-spattered remnants of abandoned zeppelins, most usually discolored maroon in the low temperatures of the Artic winter, and apply these "so-called" remnants to their skins so as to blend in with the glow of the aurora borealis, so that in fact, should a persistant and well-informed hunter come along, utilizing modern technlogy such as infrared glasses and Diet Mountain Dew, said hunter or concerned scientist, if in fact He (or She) be such, might capture one of these acrylinemesis articii for study or monetary gain; indeed, the few pelts of the acrylinemesis articii currently available for study, closely resemble the above swatch such that I SUSPECT that in fact, the Man Among Us known as Steve Ashton, he of curmudgeonly aspect, has led a secretive and lucrative "second life".

And THAT is how he ACTUALLY makes a living.....this kiltmaking stuff...*feh*!