TFCK "full length" kilt?

[fluter]

Not for me, but as always, I hope that Howie can sell a thousand of them. I guess that's a "maybe" although I doubt that I'd ever spend that amount just to annoy the K.P. I do like the mini in the same photo, but y'all knew that.

A kilt? Howie certainly knows what a kilt is. E-shrug. A hostess skirt? It can't be a kilted skirt, the apron's backwards. Maybe it's a skirted kilt! Can't wear a belted plaid that way? Sure you can: it's called an arisaid.

Err, ummm, I dunno.

P.S. Yes, one can run in a cassock---I have done--- but you have to hike it up. But then, a cassock is not pleated!!