Funny kilt related headstones?

[Big Homestead]

Hey guys!

If you click this link you will find a great article on my local sense of humor.

But I am wondering if any of you have links or pics to headstones with tartans, or Celt humor. I laughed my butt off reading some of the epitaphs and instantly wondered about the kilted mans tombstone.

How about, "Now, no peakin'!"

Cheers and blessings.

[McClef]

Oh Lamb of God who often bleated
Have mercy on this soul long pleated
Oh Cornerstone of God's city built
Pray give a mansion for his kilt

[haukehaien]

Here lies John Smith
Kilted, 1847
Kilt, 1859


Couldn't resist.

[pipesndrumsnun]

Here lies John Smith
Kilted, 1847
Kilt, 1859


Couldn't resist.

[McMurdo]

I've always liked this one although it has nothing to do with kilts

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

Attributed Last words of Oscar Wilde as he lay dying in a drab Paris hotel room.

[Big Homestead]

I'm gettin a kick out of those.

[TheKiltedWonder]

ok, so this isn't kilt related either. But a friend goes through graveyards in the Williamsburg area from time to time, taking pics of funny, sad, odd and fading tombstones. Her best find so far was the "I told you I was sick" mentioned in the article.

RIP (Rest in Pleats)?

[pipesndrumsnun]

These are all great!

[kiltedsawyer]

Here I lie in eternal repose,
Clad for comfort in my mortal clothes.
As I shuffle off this mortal coil,
I shall not remain as merely soil.
Flesh and bone may yield but dirt,
But St. Peter knows tis not a skirt.
While all that's left may be but silt,
I'm in heaven.........and in my kilt.

[Coemgen]

Here I lie in eternal repose,
Clad for comfort in my mortal clothes.
As I shuffle off this mortal coil,
I shall not remain as merely soil.
Flesh and bone may yield but dirt,
But St. Peter knows tis not a skirt.
While all that's left may be but silt,
I'm in heaven.........and in my kilt.