Of course, yer traditional highland clansmen had many types of sporrans and sock, oops, hoses, in his closet so he was well dressed for any occasion.

I'm being ironic.

Plain black is always formal. I usually wear a dark brown, practical, R-Kilt sporran. I've got a semi-formal event coming up. I'll probably wear my cheapie impractical black show sporran to that. Anything I need to carry will be in my Argyll pockets.

but I agree with the Mudmen, it's after 5 somewhere.