Funny kilt related headstones?

[kiltedsawyer]

Here I lie in eternal repose,
Clad for comfort in my mortal clothes.
As I shuffle off this mortal coil,
I shall not remain as merely soil.
Flesh and bone may yield but dirt,
But St. Peter knows tis not a skirt.
While all that's left may be but silt,
I'm in heaven.........and in my kilt.

[Coemgen]

Here I lie in eternal repose,
Clad for comfort in my mortal clothes.
As I shuffle off this mortal coil,
I shall not remain as merely soil.
Flesh and bone may yield but dirt,
But St. Peter knows tis not a skirt.
While all that's left may be but silt,
I'm in heaven.........and in my kilt.