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    Gent's there a a soon to be free kilt knowing lass out there. To her, I'll raise a toast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
    Gent's there a a soon to be free kilt knowing lass out there. To her, I'll raise a toast.
    Yes, a free kilt knowing late fifties/early sixties prune-faced lass...
    "...when People are universally ignorant, and debauchd in their Manners, they will sink under their own weight without the Aid of foreign Invaders."
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    everytime I read this story it gets funnier and funnier
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
    Gent's there a a soon to be free kilt knowing lass out there. To her, I'll raise a toast.
    Here here!

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    "It's not a kilt, it's a skirt," the man says. "He's probably a homo."

    This turkey knew full well it was a kilt. He probably thought you were beyond earshot and didn't hear him. Discretion is the better part of valor, but it would have been fun to turn and confront him with something like "Do you want to get your a** kicked by a homo in a skirt, bucko?". I guarantee the weasel would have immediately eaten his words. He got what he deserved. I'm still trying to figure out how you got out of Costco with just a package of yeast! I can't get past the checkout without $200 worth of things I don't need!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollerboy_1979 View Post
    This turkey knew full well it was a kilt. He probably thought you were beyond earshot and didn't hear him. Discretion is the better part of valor, but it would have been fun to turn and confront him with something like "Do you want to get your a** kicked by a homo in a skirt, bucko?". I guarantee the weasel would have immediately eaten his words. He got what he deserved. I'm still trying to figure out how you got out of Costco with just a package of yeast! I can't get past the checkout without $200 worth of things I don't need!
    You don't shop when you're hungry, do ya? That may be a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnsonK View Post
    Bet he wished he was in a kilt about 1/2 way home.
    Then again, he probably wouldn't have been walking if he'd have been in a kilt to begin with.
    He might not even have been getting divorced.


    "Back in the day" I had a statistics professor who had in his office a sign that read, "Even if it does take all kinds there is no excuse for the present distribution."


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    That was a funny story. Classic.

    I guess there are some people who just can't appreciate the beauty of wearing the kilt...and due to their own inadequacy, make fun of it.

    Am I right? No idea. I have no opinion.

    When I was at Walmart this past Friday, I was wearing my kilt...passed a group of 6-8 high school age girls...one yells out "nice skirt!" Then I hear one of the others say, "no, it's a kilt." Then they all started yelling out as I kept walking, "nice kilt!"
    Clan Campbell ~ "Ne Obliviscaris"

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    I'm still trying to figure out how you got out of Costco with just a package of yeast! I can't get past the checkout without $200 worth of things I don't need!
    It's easy! Don't go to CostCo unless you're close to broke.

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    I love the story, but I've got to wonder - if they're geting divorced, why in the world were they shopping together? When I was getting divorced, towns 16 miles apart were too close for my taste.
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