
Originally Posted by
JohnsonK
Bet he wished he was in a kilt about 1/2 way home.
Then again, he probably wouldn't have been walking if he'd have been in a kilt to begin with.

He might not even have been getting divorced.
"Back in the day" I had a statistics professor who had in his office a sign that read, "Even if it does take all kinds there is no excuse for the present distribution."
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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