There are no doubt enough House of Gordon cousins on this forum alone to assemble a quarum and vote you an honorary membership into the clan...but doubt that would have impressed her.

I still prefer the common two word response to an insult - said calmly and politely. And when they stammer back, "Why do you say that?" The response is, "Because that is the proper response to an insult."

Glad you didn't let her get you down...touching story in all other regards.

Ron