Tartan MIS-identification?

[Joel]

The only thing I've gotten are "Aren't kilts are supposed to be tartan, not one colour?" But don't you just love know-it-alls?

I am sorry that happened to you. Perhaps she'll come to learn her error and not make the mistake again.

At least you know you're right. That's what matters. And I think that it sounds as if you handled the sitiation well. You did all you really could do. But some people are just too thick-headed and closed minded.

[cacunn]

The only thing I've gotten are "Aren't kilts are supposed to be tartan, not one colour?" .

Let me see if I can remember my tartan identification:

black - CIA tartan
tan - designed by Laurence (sp) of Arabia for the desert tribes
green - people of the Amazon
blue - people of Atlantis
white - Eskimos

In all cases the tartan patterns are monochromatic and very hard to see.