Modern Kilts in Campus Paper

**TheKiltedWonder** · 10th December 07, 01:58 PM

Erm, just wondering here, but how does one wear bagpipes? They'd be a huge necklace, a giant watch, a terrible belt, a lopsided hat, and as earrings? Ouch.

**Coemgen** · 11th December 07, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by TheKiltedWonder

Erm, just wondering here, but how does one wear bagpipes? They'd be a huge necklace, a giant watch, a terrible belt, a lopsided hat, and as earrings? Ouch.

Well, what if the drones were really, really big? You could stick your legs through them, one arm through one drone and the other through the chanter, and your head through the mouthpiece.

**Makeitstop** · 11th December 07, 04:22 AM

Originally Posted by TheKiltedWonder

Erm, just wondering here, but how does one wear bagpipes? They'd be a huge necklace, a giant watch, a terrible belt, a lopsided hat, and as earrings? Ouch.

I just figured they'd be a weird form of underwear.

I am fascinated by how many people object to kilts unless they come with bagpipes. I have no doubt that if I actually did carry around the pipes they'd probably be even more agitated by the thought that I might start playing them.