There was a famous Ukulele Banjo player called George Formby who sang a song about a window cleaner.

Lines such as:

At eight o' clock the girl she wakes
At five past eight her bath she takes
At ten past eight me ladder breaks
When I'm cleaning winders!

now it's a case of:

"At eight o' clock the wind it blows
At five past eight my secret goes
At ten past eight the whole world knows
When I'm cleaning winders!