*grumble*....*snarl*

[Panache]

I've never understood this. Won't it just make the pleats soggy?

But the crispy skin after roasting is worth the extra effort!

Panache joins Dee under the chair



Cheers

Jamie

[starbkjrus]

But the crispy skin after roasting is worth the extra effort!

Panache joins Dee under the chair



Cheers

Jamie

Krispy Kilts?!

[pdcorlis]

Krispy Kilts?!

Is that the new franchise place down at the strip mall?

Yum!

[pipesndrumsnun]

Good luck!

[way2fractious]

But the crispy skin after roasting is worth the extra effort!

Panache joins Dee under the chair



Cheers

Jamie

Should I baste just the pleats - or the whole kilt and the wearer of it? It's getting close to fitting time...

w2f

[James MacMillan]

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

Ankled (Bristol), Basted, Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin, Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered, Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk, Etched, Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Floored, Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness), Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling, Inebriated, Intoxicated, Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly, Kaned, Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la, Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered, Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant, Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree, Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic, Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined, Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Snokered, Souced, Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin, Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted, Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked, Zombied
and there must be more!

[ccga3359]

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

Ankled (Bristol), Basted, Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin, Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered, Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk, Etched, Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Floored, Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness), Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling, Inebriated, Intoxicated, Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly, Kaned, Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la, Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered, Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant, Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree, Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic, Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined, Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Snokered, Souced, Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin, Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted, Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked, Zombied
and there must be more!

Granted. There must be more.

[Panache]

Granted...

Granted? I'll have to remember that one.

Cheers

Jamie

[Livingston]

Granted? I'll have to remember that one.

Cheers

Jamie

Right. You're Granted when you've had so much to drink that you actually think a rubber chicken sporran will get you kilt checked.

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Now there's your first mistake. You showed F-H.C.A.G. how to make an X-Kilt, now learn from her and get sloshed before making the damn kilt. The pleats will look fine...snip...

No, no, no! Get sloshed during, not before, the process!

Should I baste just the pleats - or the whole kilt and the wearer of it? It's getting close to fitting time...

w2f

He likes olive oil and balsamic vinegar, with just a little orange juice, salt, pepper, and garlic powder.

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

...snip...Basted...snip...,!

See, here you can kill two birds with one stone-basted basting!

Granted. There must be more.

Yes, I agree that we should add Granted to the list!

Be well,