Pink Panache

[ccga3359]

Granted, pink has it's limitations, but I offer for your consideration the following *SMASHING* accessories for your pink kilt.

A pink camouflage shirt, proving once again that, as we all know, it's impossible to have too much of a good thing:



A mans ensemble is not complete without proper footwear.



Which of course must be coordinated with the apparel of the woman he escorts....



Feeling outcast for your smoking habits here in anti-smoking California? Win new friends and inspire tolerance with your very own Pink Camo lighter cover.



Really, now...think. Now that you're kilted, don't you spend just a bit more time coordinating your outfit each day? It only takes a tiny bit more effort to go the extra mile and make a spectacle of yourself.

[Alan H]

Or your other best friend.




Now, you will team this up with the contemporary pink sporran, of course.



and finally, you will drive off from Nor Cal Beer and Kilts night in your pink camouflage sports car



which I understand will set you back 1.2 million shekls.

[ccga3359]

Or your other best friend.

That's like the dog my spawn are getting for Christmas. Hmmm, the wife said I couldn't get a kilt for the little guy...

[Alan H]

That's like the dog my spawn are getting for Christmas. Hmmm, the wife said I couldn't get a kilt for the little guy...

I could show you worse pictures. Yes, Things that would make a grown mans stomach turn that involve small dogs and a mutant form of estrogen combined with pink fabric.

Nothing as bad as Panache showing up to Nor Cal Burns night in his PC with a made-specially-for-him pink kilt, though, and the F-H.C.A.G. in a LBD with pink camo glitter go-go boots.

On second thought..... I'd pay good money to see that.

[Panache]

Nor Cal Rabble Burns' Night Supper

Schedule of Events

Pre-Dinner

Scotch Tasting and cocktails/appetizers

Dinner

The Selkirk Grace

The Immortal Memory

Sacrifice of the Rubber Chicken*

Toast to the Lassies

Dunking Alan in the Pond

The Lassies Respond

Address of the Haggis

Post Dinner

Scottish Country Dancing

Old Lang Sang


* In the most brutally violent manner possible

[Alan H]

sighing, just imagining the happy couple arriving at Burns Night. Nothing says "Amazon Goddess" like a pink camouflage hair bow.



I'm having way too much fun with this.

Granted, it's late and I've yet to consume any whisky, but still.

[Alan H]

sighing, just imagining the happy couple arriving at Burns Night. Nothing says "Amazon Goddess" like a pink camouflage hair bow.



I'm having way too much fun with this.

Granted, it's late and I've yet to consume any whisky, but still.

Lookit that. It say, right there..."Stylish Hair Clips for Any Occasion".

I tell ya, it sucks to be bald.

[CameronTaylor]

You know a date (no I'm not gonna look it up and yes I am lazy, too I don't remember anything I ain't writ down so nyah) if you expect me to fly up for that. Chris said so.


CT - Strongbow will eventually catch up to you