Pink Panache

[ccga3359]

Shower curtain!? That particular fabric is to be used in the construction of a "tank" for Panache. Don't you think it coordinates nicely with XMarks tartan?




w2f

"The 'tartan is criminal' comes 'round again". Quick, give me another visual clue.

[Alan H]

Granted, pink has it's limitations, but I offer for your consideration the following *SMASHING* accessories for your pink kilt.

A pink camouflage shirt, proving once again that, as we all know, it's impossible to have too much of a good thing:



A mans ensemble is not complete without proper footwear.



Which of course must be coordinated with the apparel of the woman he escorts....



Feeling outcast for your smoking habits here in anti-smoking California? Win new friends and inspire tolerance with your very own Pink Camo lighter cover.



Really, now...think. Now that you're kilted, don't you spend just a bit more time coordinating your outfit each day? It only takes a tiny bit more effort to go the extra mile and make a spectacle of yourself.

[ccga3359]

Granted, pink has it's limitations, but I offer for your consideration the following *SMASHING* accessories for your pink kilt.

A pink camouflage shirt, proving once again that, as we all know, it's impossible to have too much of a good thing:



A mans ensemble is not complete without proper footwear.



Which of course must be coordinated with the apparel of the woman he escorts....



Feeling outcast for your smoking habits here in anti-smoking California? Win new friends and inspire tolerance with your very own Pink Camo lighter cover.



Really, now...think. Now that you're kilted, don't you spend just a bit more time coordinating your outfit each day? It only takes a tiny bit more effort to go the extra mile and make a spectacle of yourself.

[Alan H]

And, of course....



And don't forget your best friend!

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

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...snip...

Oooh, oooh, oooh! Was anyone wondering what to get me for Christmas?!

Be well,

[Alan H]

Or your other best friend.




Now, you will team this up with the contemporary pink sporran, of course.



and finally, you will drive off from Nor Cal Beer and Kilts night in your pink camouflage sports car



which I understand will set you back 1.2 million shekls.

[ccga3359]

Or your other best friend.

That's like the dog my spawn are getting for Christmas. Hmmm, the wife said I couldn't get a kilt for the little guy...

[Alan H]

F-H.C.A.G.

should the goddess wish there to be Pink Camouflage options to coordinate with her Man, there are options.

Ankle-High


Blue Camouflage,with glitter, no less. After all, if Panache wears pink, perhaps you should wear blue?





Feeling just a touch more practical?



Or for those lazy beach days...



Thinking of a night out at the Opera?



Ah, the possibilities......

[Alan H]

That's like the dog my spawn are getting for Christmas. Hmmm, the wife said I couldn't get a kilt for the little guy...

I could show you worse pictures. Yes, Things that would make a grown mans stomach turn that involve small dogs and a mutant form of estrogen combined with pink fabric.

Nothing as bad as Panache showing up to Nor Cal Burns night in his PC with a made-specially-for-him pink kilt, though, and the F-H.C.A.G. in a LBD with pink camo glitter go-go boots.

On second thought..... I'd pay good money to see that.

[Panache]

Nor Cal Rabble Burns' Night Supper

Schedule of Events

Pre-Dinner

Scotch Tasting and cocktails/appetizers

Dinner

The Selkirk Grace

The Immortal Memory

Sacrifice of the Rubber Chicken*

Toast to the Lassies

Dunking Alan in the Pond

The Lassies Respond

Address of the Haggis

Post Dinner

Scottish Country Dancing

Old Lang Sang


* In the most brutally violent manner possible