Thorfinn Sporran 55 - The Frankenchuck

[Wompet]

Congratulations Gary. It is certainly an interesting way to remember your dog.

I know, but it just seemed appropriate somehow.

I guess I'll get it out of the way now:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It's a Turpin! If this woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would this woodchuck chuck?
One quarter cord.