Turducken

[Bugbear]

MMMMM, don't you just want a big T-bone, a porter house, a london broil, arib cage of cow, a pork chop, and a couple of mushrooms all stacked up on one giant platter all to yourself. Oh ya, and a glass of diet water.
QUOTE=CactusJack;467507]You know I wasn't hungry when I started reading this but now I really need food..:food-smiley-002:[/QUOTE]

[CactusJack]

[QUOTE=Ted Crocker;467516]MMMMM, don't you just want a big T-bone, a porter house, a london broil, arib cage of cow, a pork chop, and a couple of mushrooms all stacked up on one giant platter all to yourself. Oh ya, and a glass of diet water.

Yep I would but between my wife and my doctor they would both kill me, But after eating all of that who cares.

[Bugbear]

I usually eat one meal a day made of one cup of long grain white rice, vegetables from the garden, and a chicken breast or some kind of meat. I chew on dry oat meal the rest of the day. I've been saving a giant two foot long summer snausage and a block of extra extra extra sharp chedder cheese. I plan on living off that and a glass of diet water for the next few days. I've also stopped shaving.
[QUOTE=CactusJack;467793]

MMMMM, don't you just want a big T-bone, a porter house, a london broil, arib cage of cow, a pork chop, and a couple of mushrooms all stacked up on one giant platter all to yourself. Oh ya, and a glass of diet water.

Yep I would but between my wife and my doctor they would both kill me, But after eating all of that who cares.

[Bugbear]

[QUOTE=Ted Crocker;467942]I usually eat one meal a day made of one cup of long grain white rice, vegetables from the garden, and a chicken breast or some kind of meat. I chew on dry oat meal the rest of the day. I've been saving a giant two foot long summer snausage and a block of extra extra extra sharp chedder cheese. I plan on living off that and a glass of diet water for the next few days. I've also stopped shaving.




Just an update... I did finnish eating the snausage and the giant block of cheese. It lasted a couple of weeks...

Oh ya, and I've started shaving again...