Quote Originally Posted by Ted Crocker View Post
Look man, I'm very sorry for your troubles, so I'll do the voodoo dance, and put a good word in for you to Oya. I hope your pure in this thing. I do hope you seddle things for the good and benefit of all involved, and the thing works out fine for the wedding. Good luck. Now where's that chicken.

BTW
He's the one that brought up Santeria.
I took it to the mall for a walk. The security people didn't find it in the least bit amusing. Of course, maybe if it wasn't a headless roasting chicken, they may have been a little less upset. It actually took me some effort to get a leash on it , having no neck to work with! Some people just don't appreciate the effort one has to go to create poultry in motion...