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6th February 08, 09:16 PM
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Used a time or two by me:
"If you were enough of a woman to ever find out, you'd be too much of a lady to ask."
A word of warning: while the pretty ones laugh, the ones who aren't seem to take a bit of offense ; )
I used it on Monday night at a local club, and the bartender, overhearing, nearly dropped the drink he was mixing as he laughed. My interrogator wasn't quite as amused....
- The Beertigger
"The only one, since 1969."
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6th February 08, 11:12 PM
#2
If a woman asks, tell her she's got to tell you what she's got on underneath.
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8th February 08, 08:51 AM
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Lazarus Corrino: If a woman asks, tell her she's got to tell you what she's got on underneath.
I had that happen. A young woman asked me what I was wearing under the kilt. I replied, "I wouldn't dream of asking you what YOU'RE wearing under your slacks." "A thong," she replied, "Now what's under that kilt?" So I told her and she freaked out.
One of the classic replies comes only to one particular variant of the question:
"What's worn under the kilt?"
"Nothing's worn, lassie, everything's in perfect working order."
Last edited by McFarkus; 8th February 08 at 08:57 AM.
Animo non astutia
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12th February 08, 01:43 PM
#4
Well, This was my fav.
 Originally Posted by McFarkus
One of the classic replies comes only to one particular variant of the question:
"What's worn under the kilt?"
"Nothing's worn, lassie, everything's in perfect working order."
Did you know that Scots never fought wearing the kilt? They took them off to do battle. That was the secret of their success.
Imagine an army like that chasing you!
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12th February 08, 09:51 PM
#5
Originally Posted by Dukeof Kircaldy
Well, This was my fav.
Did you know that Scots never fought wearing the kilt? They took them off to do battle. That was the secret of their success.
Imagine an army like that chasing you!
Actually, the kilt was just for day to day wear. In battle they wore a full sequin gown. The idea was to blind your opponent with glamor.
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13th February 08, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Dukeof Kircaldy
Well, This was my fav.
Did you know that Scots never fought wearing the kilt? They took them off to do battle. That was the secret of their success.
Imagine an army like that chasing you!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
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16th February 08, 02:29 PM
#7
Originally Posted by Coemgen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Speak for yourself !!!
ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."
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14th February 08, 11:17 AM
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I was asked by a young woman in front of a bar here in NY. I said, "you first!"
Without blinking she lifted up her tiny skirt to show off her white panties.
"Um, I have to go back in now and keep drinking," I muttered. I was not prepared.
Last edited by NewYorkBen; 14th February 08 at 11:38 AM.
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