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  MuffinMan Snappy comebacks 5th February 08, 12:11 PM Nighthawk "Nessy!" is my personal... 5th February 08, 12:22 PM SFCRick just my socks & shoes 5th February 08, 12:27 PM
Arizona Scot Your girlfriends lipstick 5th February 08, 12:33 PM
Jaggy thistle That is for me to know and... 5th February 08, 12:38 PM
JamieKerr Nothing, everything is well... 5th February 08, 12:39 PM
Baysideboy "Lots!" 5th February 08, 12:40 PM
Farlander How about, "I am a man of few... 5th February 08, 01:06 PM
Captain Karrot For a woman, I really like -... 5th February 08, 01:16 PM
Prester John I hate to admit it, but my... 5th February 08, 01:46 PM
Jock Scot You will also need to develop... 5th February 08, 02:02 PM
Brian F "One yard of the my family... 5th February 08, 02:20 PM
Makeitstop For "the question"
That's... 5th February 08, 02:26 PM
ozone I often state: "that's for me... 5th February 08, 02:30 PM
Ozman1944 Guys always tend to ask me... 5th February 08, 02:44 PM
Dirk Skene One of my fav's is: If I wore... 5th February 08, 02:52 PM
Darkislander When I get the question "are... 5th February 08, 03:45 PM
Alaskan Kilted Guy Pretty good ones guys...I've... 5th February 08, 10:32 PM
McMurdo I recently had this question... 5th February 08, 10:32 PM
James MacMillan What's under the kilt?... 6th February 08, 07:29 AM
Beertigger Used a time or two by me:
... 6th February 08, 09:16 PM
James MacMillan There's always - "Question... 7th February 08, 02:56 AM
Scratchy\'s Lass This thread ROCKS! :)
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JS Sanders << I was thinking getting... 8th February 08, 09:35 AM
ChattanCat Why, kilt hose and ghillie... 8th February 08, 11:36 AM
Jack Daw If a guy asks (and I can't... 8th February 08, 11:53 AM
Ozman1944 I think I'll just hold out... 8th February 08, 12:06 PM
Kiltedfirepiper when my wiff-ee and i go out... 8th February 08, 05:02 PM
Chef Ok, the best response I ever... 11th February 08, 09:19 PM
Monkey@Arms My standard answers have... 12th February 08, 12:47 AM
Amoskeag Two recently were: Are... 12th February 08, 04:51 AM
BEEDEE Check this list out:... 14th February 08, 02:42 PM
Erisianmonkey I was asked the question once... 14th February 08, 03:03 PM
 Alaskan Kilted Guy If your hands aren't too... 15th February 08, 06:17 PM
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5th February 08, 12:11 PM
#1
Snappy comebacks
since I am new to the world of Kiltdom, having dove in with both feet (bought my second Alpha in 2 days) I need some snappy comebacks for all those who will be asking those all present questions on whats under the kilt and such. These have already been done in the past I think, but for us Newbies why not start another Thread on Snappy Comebacks
MM
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5th February 08, 12:22 PM
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"Nessy!" is my personal favorite. 
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5th February 08, 12:27 PM
#3
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5th February 08, 12:33 PM
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Your girlfriends lipstick
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5th February 08, 12:38 PM
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That is for me to know and for you to find out! sometimes has interesting results !
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5th February 08, 12:39 PM
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Nothing, everything is well oiled.
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5th February 08, 12:40 PM
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And this shall be for music, when no one else is near; The fine song for singing, the rare song to hear; That only I remember, that only you admire; Of the broad road that stretches and the roadside fire. (RL Stevenson)
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5th February 08, 12:41 PM
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I left a waitress speechless when she asked where my bagpipes were and I told her "under my kilt."
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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5th February 08, 01:06 PM
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How about, "I am a man of few words. Give me your hand." Then grab their hand.
Be warned though, you best be prepared for the results!
I am still rather partial to the classic (as mentioned earlier) "On a good day, lipstick".
Michael the Farlander
Loch Sloy!
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5th February 08, 01:16 PM
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For a woman, I really like -
"How warm are your hands?"
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