Stopped by police

[Dan R Porter]

Yesturday I was wearing my kilt and I ran into the gas station to purchase a couple things and the lady laughed and asked me what i was wearing. I replied "A t-shirt, but I am sure your asking about the kilt." she says "Kilt? what does that mean?" guess not everyone knows what a kilt is. I can only imagine her thoughts as I left. Last time I go to that gas station.

[mbhandy]

"Kilt? what does that mean?" guess not everyone knows what a kilt is. I can only imagine her thoughts as I left. Last time I go to that gas station.

Oh come on now, Give the Clerk a cheap thrill and go back. Sooner or latter she will ask you what you wear under your kilt and you get to give her all the standard replies and make her day.

MrBill