Originally Posted by
ANGELMAN
Wow! Years Ago My Math Teacher Told Me I Would Need To Know How To Calculate. I Told Him He Was Wrong. Looks Like I Was Right. Everyone Needs A Turpin. Lol
A very rich and very conceited father once complained to his son's teacher that there was no point in teaching the boy to count past 100 because "He'll always have accountants to do that for him."
She smiled sweetly and replied,"Wouldn't it be convenient if he could keep his own golf score?"
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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