Cynthia,

Next time Christopher is asked 'What's under his kilt?"
Have him answer....'Good girls don't ask, Naughty girls find out!'
That usually gets a good chuckle!
Another responce is...'Why socks and shoes, of course!'
Have him practice the phrases, that way he won't be
in giving an answer, and secretly enjoy the other's at
his responce.

You both will have quite a few good .

Uncle Al
Duncanville, TX
( With this wind today, my allergies are making my head
want to split open. ARRRRRRRRRGH!)